that’s the best word I can describe the school faculty.. they’re ogres! as in! i don’t know why did the human resource management hired them at all.. it’s a question mark for me.. they’re completely student-eating beast.. and honor-killer.. they’re serial eradicators and assassins.. once you are hit.. omg! you are totally lifeless.. i mean “bang”.. i’m dead serious.. i love teachers, they were my foster parents since then.. but imagine life as if you are like a robot – no heart and mind – and just following strict orders.. here’s the list of the monster teachers from the level 1 up to the highest level..

monster teacher # 5:

she’s definitely good in English.. i mean, it’s forte.. yet there something i hate about her.. it’s her mouth that keeps commenting without shrewd that it hurts.. she once told me that “anong klaseng governor ka..? hindi mo alam kung ano ang gagawin..?”.. well, that’s sucks grandma dame.. wear my shoes and you’ll see.. maybe she’s just an anti-eduardo coz she wants another ‘governor’.. it’s a sssshh.. haha.. and one more thing.. she also told me that she don’t like my girlfriend because we are not in level.. it’s too much..

she’s a three-star ego-destroyer swine..

monster teacher # 4:

he is the newest teacher in shiny flecks rooms of faraboyle…he is not good in Filipino according to my sis who happened to be his student.. i used to call him Garfield but my classmates would rather call him mike enriquez because of the way he talks.. as if he was telling us “at hindi ko kayo tatantanan..mga kapuso”.. that was even shoddier.. haha.. and the greatest thing i hate about him.. he is a monster in disguise.. he wants me to cut my hair.. and what? resemble it to a rizal-hairdo.. no way!

he’s a eerie, terrifying, creepy brute..

that thug had a tie with an another monster teacher..

monster teacher # 4:

she’s 100% perfect way back into the first day i stepped into the school but then, i realized that i was wrong.. yeah, she’s a versatile teacher but of all the things she would rather avoid, why bad words? i mean, she’s too old to tell us that “ayoko sa mga mango! i’m telling you frankly.. damn it.. olayt..?” or “bakit ayaw niyo magpraktis..? papresiyo pa kayo.. putang ina niyo..!” or “bullshit! sa kadami ng time na magpraktis bakit sa time ko pa..?”… see..? it’s inappropriate.. teaching values..? omg! and one more thing, she denied it..

she’s an old creature of monstrous attitude..

monster teacher # 3:

she’s the most hilarious and comical teacher ever.. the way she talks and pronounce.. it’s fun.. everyone can cheat on her period and have their books open while having a quiz or just chat whenever they are fed up.. it’s a nice thing though :].. i cheat, i admit but not opening books.. yet still, it’s good.. i mean, having no class every time it rains or just telling us that “wala munang pasok kasi hindi maganda ang katawan ko” is a student’s freedom.. it’s justice from other creatures.. but she’s still monster! and why..? she deducts 1 point on my quizzes every time she hears my voice.. let’s take it as an example.. it’s already checking time.. and she asks someone to answer the question from the quiz.. but is it right to withhold a point because i recited..? it happened two times already.. and that’s the only reason why she’s my top three monster…

at number 3 is mademoiselle score-withholder monster..

monster teacher # 2:

she’s our research adviser…she’s the annabelle rama of the high school department.. and one more thing.. she loves to give instant quizzes not within our lessons and topic.. and when she can’t control us, she’ll yell at us “hindi ako nagkulang ha, number 1 na”.. quiz agad..? hmf.. aurgh.. and she’s reprimanding us this way.. “oh sige, hindi ako magklase basta hindi niyo sabihin sa iba na hindi ako nagkaklase kasi nagkaklase ako..” drama.. and aside from her tantrums.. she’s a money-eater monster..

she’s the greedy bus conductor slash emo slash self-explanatory monster teacher ever…

monster teacher #1;

she’s the top monster.. first, she asks her student if there are any questions but in the end she’ll give you loads of nag for asking questions.. secondly, she gives loads of works whenever she’s out.. she want us to answer all the exercises on the book in just two-weeks span.. third, she’s the mother of all complaints.. she keeps on grumbling us why are things like this and not like that.. like why did the boyle reigned in the acquaintance party or in the bebotilicious.. she makes things so complicated.. she also said that why are the pics in the school paper were almost seniors.. well, to tell her, her student was on the frontpage… it wasn’t our fault if her students were not honor-bearers.. good thing she’s not our advisor.. she’s takaw away.. haha.. fourth, she’s emo.. haha…

hail to the monster of monsters…

halt.. if they’ll read this.. they might sue me for moral damages.. but it’s the truth.. i’m no born fraud.. enough for this.. want to know more about them..? see them in person and you’ll have your knees shaking as you fall and cry.. blown up and embellished? there’s a need for overstating citation.. haha..